At the stroke of midnight on 19 April 2006, the door opened as you walked in strumming your ukelele singing " Happy Birthday" 16 times. I wish you could do the same. Walk through that door saying " gotcha! I'm still here" with that goofy face of yours. Then you'll pick me up and turn me around to use me as a mop only because my hair is long. I won' ( Read more... )

Here it is: the New Year has arrived like a bright, gleaming beacon of overwhelming hope and simultaneous possible death, if we adhere to certain ancient calendars. You have vowed to increase the size of your calves, keep it in your pants, buy more produce, and stop secretly caring about the Kardashians. But these mediocre New Year goals are the ( Read more... )

It always happens to everyone else except you. 
only then do you start questioning yourself

what am I doing wrong?

You know what? You’re not even allowed to feel devastated when you’re the one who initiated it in the first place. If you truly cared, you would have done something to fix it.

But thats perfectly fine because everything is in the past right now

What you need to know to be a real adult.

When you’re 25-ish, you’re old enough to know what kind of music you love, regardless of what your last boyfriend or roommate always used to play. You know how to walk in heels, how to tie a necktie, how to give a good toast at a wedding and how to make something for dinner. You don’t have to think much ( Read more... )

5 Instances Of Hyper-Singledom

There’s nothing wrong with singledom [says my mother, therapist, etc.], but there’s also nothing wrong with recognizing that there are [many] moments a single person is inundated by reminders that they’re riding solo. And that’s not always a bad thing! Some reminders are melancholic, some are celebratory, and some idly ( Read more... )

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To the man I'll always love.


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Situation:
The entire night you've had pockets of conversations with a particular person. At times you catch yourself sneaking a glimpse at him and you catch him doing the same. It's obvious, you find him exceptionally cute amongst the rest. During your conversations with him, he has dropped hints about meeting up after this event but you don't ( Read more... )