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Grandma is SOOO MEAN!!!
I don't know why grandma is so mean to me! She keeps catching me and cuddling me!! Yesterday she tried to scratch my chin!! How dare she do such a horrible thing?? Oooooh chin scratches ooooh chin scratches oooh--I'm in a bad mood ( Read more... ) -
GRANDMA IS MEAN!!!
She keeps taking me to the VET!! There they take pictures of my INSIDES which are all WHITE for some reason!! I always thought my insides would be BROWN like POOP!!! I love poop ( Read more... ) -
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MOMMY'S POOPS TASTE LIKE CANDY BARS!!!!!!! -
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MY HAPPY ZONE IS NOT SO HAPPY!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!!! GRANDMA SAYS MOMMY GAVE ME THE CLAP!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT HURRRRRTS!!!!!!!!! -
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GRANDMA'S HURTING ME!!!
Today started off JUST PEACHY...until GRANDMA decided to be MEAN to me ( Read more... ) -
Today was a GOOD day!!!
I ate LOTS OF PELLETS today!!! I would say I ate TOO MANY but there's no such thing. Then I shoveled in a bunch of pieces of YELLOW PEPPER (which PORTIA tried to STEAL!!!) and gobbled down some ROMAINE!! -
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Grandma, I will never EVER forgive you for cleaning my butt. Ever!!
Oooh, chin scratches...I love chin scratches...mmmm....ooooh....