Cuck Fhristmas

[j3lackrose]

Yeah, I said it. I realize that it doesn't have the panache or is as clever as Muck Fichigan, but I don't care. I'm sorry, but after a decade (literally, as of last week) of serving the public, I am sick and tired of the false niceness that this season brings. I'm not a religious sort, not by a long shot. But I grew up knowing about the true

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[sylvercheetah]

If it's any consolation - my family doesn't try to be any different on Christmas. We open stockings, gifts, eat, and then go off and leave each other the FUCK alone. Although the last few years we throw in a Black Adder Christmas special first.
This is also exactly why we put booze in the stockings each year. Start the day off right. ;-) I can tolerate my family twice as long with a little buzz going. It doesn't mean we don't love each other, just because we accept that we can't stand each other!

Anyways, I hope you have a "Burn Frosty's Eyebrows Off" Christmas... or whatever it is that you want.