JAY EDGAR OOOOOHHHHH

[izzardwizzard]

Dear Academy,

Please, please, please give Leonardo di Caprio the Best Actor this year for J. Edgar.  Please give him his damn award and spare us another year of his glum, overly-serious, washed-out biopics.  Yes, he's good at what he does, which is one thing...ONE. THING.  Making humorless, dreary Oscar-bait  on a large commercial scale with very

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[pronker]

This really made me laugh. So Leonardo deserves an Oscar? I'll have to see the movie now as I skipped the Howard Hughes one.

Ewan's cock deserves an Oscar.

[honscot]

I'm absolutely sick to death of DiCaprio and his constant award attempts. Thank you for agreeing with me that that's his number one priority in choosing roles. He's a good actor, okay fine, but GOD, it's enough already. Yeesh! Maybe I'm biased--I freely admit he rubs me the wrong way nine times out of 10--but I've yet to see him in a performance I thought was Oscar-worthy. Good, yeah; Oscar-worthy, no. I'm worried this year because this one was directed by Clint Eastwood. The Academy seems to love him. Jesus, if DiCaprio does win, there'll be no living with that ego of his.

Heh. Agree completely with your PS, even though I haven't seen that movie. I'm already tired of hearing about the Fassbender penis, though, gotta say.