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got a new sofa today. came in the mail. i need a cigarette. gotta write this so i don't go out and buy some more. fuck. wanting a cigarette is severely cramping my diction. uh. people are logging out as we speak. you heard it here. cameras are running. your voice is being recorded. i got a funny feeling like a bowel movement signalling ( Read more... )

Tommy Lee Jones is whoring for BOSS Coffee now ( Read more... )

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saw silent hill last night. i am no longer scared of north korea.

i'm awake, so that means i'm alive. shit, friday night is when I get thirstiest. i made a good start of it from three o'clock when i had a big bottle of cold beer with my 'den den town set' at the Ohsho. Japanese Chinese food is nothing like the Chinese food back home, but it has its moments and articles. It also cushions the metabolism for ( Read more... )

if you ever wanted to buck your neighbor off, for whatever reason, just tell him that you're going to stop throwing change about the streets and break into the pool. it will scare him into retreat while you scale the wall and shimmy along the side until you find your break across the roof of the school that you jump up on and ninja across. when ( Read more... )

i'mana eat some water ( Read more... )

i'll be god damned. the police actually found my bike in the same week it was stolen. i thought it couldn't have been for real -- that it must be some kind of sting operation to get me back there so they could get my fingerprints. but there it was -- i took the loop line up to fukushima, one station to the west of osaka proper, walked in, ( Read more... )