imi nai sa. kyoumi dake
i'mana eat some water
just drops and drips
it says drink me i don't give a shit
drink me, i don't care
-george carlin
I once went to an ice-skating rink with warm clothes and a CD player, and skated like a miracle for four hours.
never went back. probably cuz it costs 2000 yen. i've spent 1500 yen on alcohol today, 500 of which i didn't get to drink, because it was a ten year old bottle of wine, and maybe it was my fault for idiotically putting it on its side in the refigerator, soaking the cork, so that that when i tried to open it, the cork disintegrated into the bottle and ruined the wine. i tried to break off the neck of the bottle with a stilson wrench, but this only knocked more cork particles into the wine, and i saw it react like an alkaseltzer tablet, destroying the purpose of the wine that had waited ten years to be drunk, but now nobody will. it is a ten-year failure. and it might be my fault. what if the god that guides me fucks up after waiting 26 years? it'll either be a big fuckup on his fight, or can nothing be wrong since he's more skilled than me (probably the case, and I can't rightly bitch). what a hell of an archaelogical find, though...oh my god, i'd better write a will, or i'll be the ghost who watches the living uncover my libarary. I am a traditional librarian, but I have no patrons.
god was a cruel guy, that's what we forget
please god, let me be a cruel guy
-wait a minute
uh
i may have misinterpreted that. the book of mowk. the book of barry. can i write stories up here and take criticism in the comments? hell no. i could never take it. i say, finish a major volume that it such giant mass cannot be rejected or edited. it will define its own genre and be indisputable by nature. in literature circles, it will be panned and cursed, mostly due to its purpose. i could put a cheap hook on it and say that its readability makes some people read. that's educational, cunt! start a revolution. and. don't care. i should be dead. i'm wasting time not adding to the mass.
but i have stories! anyone at all want to read them? hey! cuz i'm just going to send them to publishers never otherwise. can i make it exclusive? like friend only? then, it may be a great service to prohibit friends from reading them. if i had a talent, it would be to erode people's sensibilities...and in xanth, that's only second worse to having no magic at all.
just drops and drips
it says drink me i don't give a shit
drink me, i don't care
-george carlin
I once went to an ice-skating rink with warm clothes and a CD player, and skated like a miracle for four hours.
never went back. probably cuz it costs 2000 yen. i've spent 1500 yen on alcohol today, 500 of which i didn't get to drink, because it was a ten year old bottle of wine, and maybe it was my fault for idiotically putting it on its side in the refigerator, soaking the cork, so that that when i tried to open it, the cork disintegrated into the bottle and ruined the wine. i tried to break off the neck of the bottle with a stilson wrench, but this only knocked more cork particles into the wine, and i saw it react like an alkaseltzer tablet, destroying the purpose of the wine that had waited ten years to be drunk, but now nobody will. it is a ten-year failure. and it might be my fault. what if the god that guides me fucks up after waiting 26 years? it'll either be a big fuckup on his fight, or can nothing be wrong since he's more skilled than me (probably the case, and I can't rightly bitch). what a hell of an archaelogical find, though...oh my god, i'd better write a will, or i'll be the ghost who watches the living uncover my libarary. I am a traditional librarian, but I have no patrons.
god was a cruel guy, that's what we forget
please god, let me be a cruel guy
-wait a minute
uh
i may have misinterpreted that. the book of mowk. the book of barry. can i write stories up here and take criticism in the comments? hell no. i could never take it. i say, finish a major volume that it such giant mass cannot be rejected or edited. it will define its own genre and be indisputable by nature. in literature circles, it will be panned and cursed, mostly due to its purpose. i could put a cheap hook on it and say that its readability makes some people read. that's educational, cunt! start a revolution. and. don't care. i should be dead. i'm wasting time not adding to the mass.
but i have stories! anyone at all want to read them? hey! cuz i'm just going to send them to publishers never otherwise. can i make it exclusive? like friend only? then, it may be a great service to prohibit friends from reading them. if i had a talent, it would be to erode people's sensibilities...and in xanth, that's only second worse to having no magic at all.