OH DEAR GOD WHAT HATH MY CARELESS HANDS WROUGHT?!?!?!

MY ENTIRE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE EUCALYPTUS!!!!!WHY GOD WHY?!

I want to make an Ouija Board ask a Magic 8-Ball questions. I think it will hate that.

Sometimes I miss my old life, but then I remember that it's the old life that made me who I am, and that passing it by has made me stronger and better as a person.

I just hope I can find someone to explore this new life with me, unabashedly.

Scream at the night, let it all go out into the darkness to chase it away ( Read more... )

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What do Kilimanjaro and Virginia Tech have in common?
They're both minus 32 and have a killer slope.

when is a bible like a penis?
When you get it forced down your throat by a priest.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET.

What do you get when you let Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles play tennis together?
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http://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/swanews/display.var.1711902.0.attacker_kissed_victim_on_way_to_cells.php"A GAY man who attacked his partner with an electric flat iron has been jailed for two years at ( Read more... )

You know what I find absolutely astounding? My history professor can somehow unconsciously say the word "essentially" 137 times in a lecture spanning less than an hour. 137 times. What the fuck?! How does he do it! Either he's doing it willingly and has an amazing ability to keep up a straight face, or he's slightly insane ( Read more... )

Hey guys! Thanks for piling everything of mine into my room! I love coming home to my room filled with stuff in a manner that I can't go to sleep after being up for 24 hours unless I move mountains! I guess cleaning the garage wasn't an option, so my stuff could be at least neatly put there?

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