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Aug 18, 2007 14:36

Character: Joshua Christopher
Series: Chrno Crusade
Character Age: 15
Canon: The Roaring Twenties was a thrilling, fun-filled era with the mafia at large and moonshine in every other bathtub. But throwing a gun-toting nun and shouta demon with a tendency to destroy national monuments, all the while fighting against a group of demons who want destroy the world in the mix? Now, that's entertainment! Joshua is Rosette's, the nun with guns, orphan younger brother who was abducted by the bad guys once he received the horns of a demon. He ends up joining them in their mission while longing for his missing sister. When he's not causing havoc and acting all kinds of crazy, Joshua likes long strolls by the beach, playing with toy guns, and a little 'master and servant' with his maid and caretaker, Fiore.

Along with demon horns, Joshua is also an apostle, a human blessed by god. So the inner fight against his teenage hormones is replaced by a fight between good and evil. This also includes his sanity. Joshua alternates between perfectly sane and calm to excitable and childlike to fits of madness. Most of the time, he can remain laid-back and spoiled from his time with the demons. Joshua's love of science fiction, the occult, and westerns with toy guns to match still remains from his childhood as does his very close attachment to his sister. Little brother is always watching after all.

Sample App:

Who knew following a trail of smoking rubble and body parts would lead me to a radio station run by zombies! I wonder if all radio stations are like this. Considering Delilah and all those sappy-cootie filled shows, I think not. Radio definitely needs more zombies. Now, I wonder when I'm going to get to do something on the radio, like sing a song. I heard a good one earlier, I think it was Hit Me Baby One More Time? It was catchy and pretty fun.

But this is starting to get boring. They ask me to be on one of their shows, and then they leave me in a waiting room for hours. The secretary just keeps groaning and putting her fingers back on. Boooring. There isn't even anything interesting to read, as Raging Demonic Lust and You, and So You Were Touched by An Angel aren't exactly riveting magazines. --Oh, what's this? A program guide? Let's see what kind of shows there are... A radio drama about vampires, aliens, and reluctant protagonists trapped in a summer camp infested with zombies? Stick to what you know, I guess. It does sound pretty interesting though, especially if they have real vampires and aliens! Except for the protagonists, they'd just whine. It would be more fun if they got eaten by the zombie or vampires, or abducted by the aliens for testing.

I wonder what the other programs are... Dr. Fill It In? Dull. Okra? Vegetables are nasty. Jerry Springer? Is he a super hero that...springs to action? That's not very exciting at all, but I'll give it a chance. The summary says today's feature on Jerry Springer Never Dies More than Once is corrupted religious icons breaking all ten commandments who have a little romance...in the family! --Huh? He's a zombie super hero concerned about religion and family bonds with a radio show? Well, if that isn't an American hero! Hehe, this could be a lot more interesting. Hey, Miss All Thumbs, do you think I could be on this show? I'll be a perfect guest, I promise.

Alright, I just need fill out this survey and then I get to be on the show. Easy! Are you a religious icon? ...What they don't know won't hurt them. Yes. Have you broken ten commandments? Everyone breaks the first five...and the last five too. So, yes. Do you love your sister? Yes, I love her very, very much. Is she going to be on the show? I hope so! I really want to see her. It'd be the best radio show if she was there. Alright then, Miss All Pinkies, I'm done!

Oh, you have another survey? If you have to check if this needs to go on pay-per-hear, then I suppose that'd be alright. I do like to keep these sort of things in the family though... Just show you on the doll where I touch my sister? Here, there, and around here. Oh, don't get the wrong impression. We're just very close.

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