Comments | iwatchtjhooker: 5. we drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to now [accidentally open; text]

iwatchtjhooker

5. we drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to now [accidentally open; text]

Dec 07, 2011 10:04

Dear Santa ( Read more... )

sam collects guilt with interest, [poly] text, sam talks about his ~feelings~, sam has childhood issues, sam is cursed again of course, sam is going to be embarrassed

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audio: char_he_mcgee December 7 2011, 18:32:43 UTC

Cooking lessons, huh? I think I can help with that.

audio: iwatchtjhooker December 7 2011, 20:08:34 UTC

Charlie, please disregard this whole thing.

audio: char_he_mcgee December 7 2011, 20:25:41 UTC

If you insist. Just remember, the offer still stands.

audio: iwatchtjhooker December 7 2011, 23:55:54 UTC

I'll remember that part. Thanks.

text; undespairing December 7 2011, 20:01:58 UTC

This Santa sounds like a really good man if he's going to give you all of that. Aside from the eating people part of course.

text; iwatchtjhooker December 7 2011, 20:09:29 UTC

That's not Santa. Look, this was all a huge mistake.

text; undespairing December 7 2011, 20:20:41 UTC

It's not? His name's right there though.

Oh, was this supposed to be private?

text; iwatchtjhooker December 7 2011, 23:54:46 UTC

It wasn't supposed to exist.

And I meant it's not Santa who eats people.

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waitedforyears December 7 2011, 22:39:57 UTC

My Little Pony? Really?

iwatchtjhooker December 7 2011, 23:54:58 UTC

You never saw anything.

waitedforyears December 7 2011, 23:56:58 UTC

Pretty sure I did.

iwatchtjhooker December 7 2011, 23:57:35 UTC

I was possessed. Or something.

I'm really way cooler than this.

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[ filtered ] heelsandlaw December 7 2011, 22:41:12 UTC

I don't know your mom very well, but-- I think if you're happy, that'll be gift enough, and anything that you'd give her so long as it's well-meant and heart-felt, will make her quite happy.

[ filtered ] iwatchtjhooker December 7 2011, 23:55:37 UTC

I feel like I have much bigger problems now.

[ filtered ] heelsandlaw December 7 2011, 23:57:21 UTC

How so?

[ filtered ] iwatchtjhooker December 7 2011, 23:58:11 UTC

Did you see the cheesy declaration portion of our programming?

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totallyinaband December 8 2011, 00:20:16 UTC

My Little Pony, dude? Big fan?

iwatchtjhooker December 8 2011, 00:24:24 UTC

No.

totallyinaband December 8 2011, 00:32:10 UTC

Sure. So, you sent this one off to Santa yet? I hear you have to send it in good time if you want him to get it before Christmas.

iwatchtjhooker December 8 2011, 00:32:55 UTC

Oh my god.

I'm going to go away now, for a very long time.

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