5. we drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to now [accidentally open; text]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Dear Santa

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[undespairing]

This Santa sounds like a really good man if he's going to give you all of that. Aside from the eating people part of course.

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[iwatchtjhooker]

That's not Santa. Look, this was all a huge mistake.

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[undespairing]

It's not? His name's right there though.

Oh, was this supposed to be private?

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[iwatchtjhooker]

It wasn't supposed to exist.

And I meant it's not Santa who eats people.

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[undespairing]

Oh, is that right?

...What does Santa do then?

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[iwatchtjhooker]

Well. [Oh shit, how old is this guy?] He supposedly brings presents.

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[undespairing]

Does he give presents to everybody who asks? He must be really rich!

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[iwatchtjhooker]

He's more of a tradition. I mean, like, a legend. He brings toys and stuff to all the good little kids.

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[undespairing]

Oh, I see, I see. I definitely like this tradition then! Or legend. Does that mean he doesn't actually exist though? Or is he one of those historical figures famous enough to become a legend?

[iwatchtjhooker]

There's debate, I guess, but... I think it's a legend. Still, most legends have a grain of truth somewhere. It's usually very different from what gets passed down.