it's no longer inside of me, threatening the life it belongs to

[ivy_chan]

lvsinsanity, sorry I wasn't online, but I was pretty busy yesterday.

Today I went to the wood near my house on my break and picked spring beauties. We have hundreds of acorn tops scattered all over the wood's floor, because here where I live, we have hundreds of oak trees. (I walk outside now to see my car dusted in a light yellow coat of pollen.) I

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Oh, oh, oh. *malicious glee*

[aflightoffancy]

Issac to Adelaide, because WHY NOT?

Michelangelo to Karai, because I'm sadistic.

Mr. Wickham to Mr. Darcy, because that would have to be quite brilliant to make up for everything else.

[hungrytiger11]

I don't want to have you write a pairing you are uncomfortable with but I'd like one between Ino and Shikamaru, but only if you wanted too...

[ivy_chan]

Shikamaru, I know you left your shogi pieces at my place in a misplaced attempt to come back here. It gets really obvious when you keep forgetting to take them with you, and you're not that scatterbrained. Let me make it easy for you: see you at seven on Friday at the teppanyaki place and you'd better put in some effort getting there because I know where you live.

Wasn't so hard, was it?

PS: Seriously, take your shogi pieces. I swear to god I almost disabled myself on one yesterday.

[hungrytiger11]

Cute!

[scdsam]

Those flowers are gorgeous (which I should've figured by the name but OH SO LOVELY)!

I've always wished I'd carved my name in a tree when I was little.

Hakoda/Kya love note please <3 *le sigh*

we must remember that Sokka takes after his father

[ivy_chan]

The flowers ARE adorable when they're poking their heads out from the dead leaf coverlet in the forest. They're so small and purple and delicate. <3

On to the love note:

Kya, your eyes are bluer even than the bluest turtlefish scale. And that's a compliment. Because turtlefish is my favorite food. Not that I'm saying you're like a fish, because that would be wrong. But you swim good. Like a fish. (smudged ink covers a portion of the text)
Fish swim good, see? You're like a majestic whale, swimming in an ocean of beauty. (more smudged ink)
It has come to my attention that calling a girl a whale is bad. But I meant it as a compliment, because whales are precious to our community and beautiful, like you.

I like you. A lot.

A whole lot.

Re: we must remember that Sokka takes after his father

[ivy_chan]

And all I can see here is Kya sending back a single note with an elegant: 'Whales also get torn apart and eaten by the community. Your metaphors need work.

I like you too, you fool.'

[lvsinsanity]

Shego/Kim (Or Kim/Shego) whichever is better.

[ivy_chan]

Text from Shego: Stop groping me when we fight. I couldn't help but notice your hand on my left tit, you stupid unsubtle little twerp. I realize that teenagers have hormones, you need to control yours

[lvsinsanity]

................... I think I might just suddenly see the appeal of Shego/Kim

o_0

[ivy_chan]

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! <8D

[genarti]

Oh, spring beauties! That's what they're called! I've always loved them, but if I ever learned the name I'd totally forgotten.

For a pairing: Lady Sybil and Sam Vimes?

[ivy_chan]

Sam, I suppose it is rather pointless to ask you to dress up to the function tomorrow, but keep it in your thoughts all the same. Yes, it is a posh do. No, a pair of clean pants will not suffice. Yes, I expect you in the formal clothing you despise so much. It is our anniversary, but that does not mean you should wear what you wore when we met. On the other hand, that might mean I shall have you naked in my boudoir before the night is out.

Although this is not sufficient temptation to keep me from telling you to please remember your hat.

Love, Sybil