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See 30 Days of Night.

I feel so lost. Im not to sure how to describe it... Its not depression, I know how that feels and this is not it. I all I can say is I feel lose. I finally now I want to do with my life (carrier). And Im on my way to doing it but now i feel somewhat, empty. I dont believe its loneliness, its more/different then that ( Read more... )

Long Joke - Mike O'Connell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcGms-ssmc&mode=related&search=

Whats it guna be?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2v-AkSj260

TO: All Employees ( Read more... )

Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat wife and
for his 40th b-day she went and got a B tattooed on each
butt cheek. She went home and showed BB and he asked who
BoB was!

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and ( Read more... )

In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said ( Read more... )

> After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama ( Read more... )

--- THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.