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Inspired by chaotic_nite's infamous list, and by several things said over the past week, I decided to start compiling a list of my own...
"What's the name of the band with that guy who has a ponytail on top of his head made of dreadnauts?"--my mother
"If they follow us to the moonbase, I'll ejaculate 'em all into space!"--slivergoldy
"I guess that was a kevorkian slip..."--atomsplitter5
"Sometimes I just give it up voluntarily."--iunnrais
"These are not the druids you are looking for."--evergreenstone
"Don't look, kitties! Don't look!!! Your eyes! They are glazed enough already!"*indicating donut case*--rayndel
"What? Hot Gandalf action???"
"Only if the Balrog can join in."--theoppositesex and either atomsplitter5 or lyrid
"I wish I was a clever sausage."--evergreenstone
"Teletubbies don't get porn!"--evergreenstone
"Capped in the head with a carebear."--atomsplitter5
"I can't keep playing with Matt. My hand was starting to hurt."--lyrid
"I've got a hankerin' for boobies!"--amakarie
"Speak Olde Gibberish."--lyrid
"Nooooooooooooooooo! My ass has failed me!"--psychorubix
"What don't you have at your house? Midgets? Midgets that crap rainbows?!?"--Matt
"Hey, that's my butt...I need that!"--amakarie
"Our friends have lost our minds!"--hikiri
"In Flash, no one can hear you scream..."--iunnrais
"He's a very sweet daddy, when they aren't eating his feet."--rayndel
"Including him was like squeeing myself."--chatastic
"My name is Achilles. You killed my husband. Prepare to die."(everyone cracks up)"Cousin...wait, what did I say before?"--Mommy-person
"So which house does the lead singer of Jimmy Buffett live in?" --amakarie
"Yes, please. I would like your bra back." --chaotic_nite
"I play alone now. For personal gratification." --briceson
"Everyone living in South Carolina attended S'ville High." --chaotic_nite
"Found my mp3 player, it was in my boyfriend." --Captain Kitty
More will be added as they are coined, with the most recent additions in italics...
"What's the name of the band with that guy who has a ponytail on top of his head made of dreadnauts?"--my mother
"If they follow us to the moonbase, I'll ejaculate 'em all into space!"--slivergoldy
"I guess that was a kevorkian slip..."--atomsplitter5
"Sometimes I just give it up voluntarily."--iunnrais
"These are not the druids you are looking for."--evergreenstone
"Don't look, kitties! Don't look!!! Your eyes! They are glazed enough already!"*indicating donut case*--rayndel
"What? Hot Gandalf action???"
"Only if the Balrog can join in."--theoppositesex and either atomsplitter5 or lyrid
"I wish I was a clever sausage."--evergreenstone
"Teletubbies don't get porn!"--evergreenstone
"Capped in the head with a carebear."--atomsplitter5
"I can't keep playing with Matt. My hand was starting to hurt."--lyrid
"I've got a hankerin' for boobies!"--amakarie
"Speak Olde Gibberish."--lyrid
"Nooooooooooooooooo! My ass has failed me!"--psychorubix
"What don't you have at your house? Midgets? Midgets that crap rainbows?!?"--Matt
"Hey, that's my butt...I need that!"--amakarie
"Our friends have lost our minds!"--hikiri
"In Flash, no one can hear you scream..."--iunnrais
"He's a very sweet daddy, when they aren't eating his feet."--rayndel
"Including him was like squeeing myself."--chatastic
"My name is Achilles. You killed my husband. Prepare to die."(everyone cracks up)"Cousin...wait, what did I say before?"--Mommy-person
"So which house does the lead singer of Jimmy Buffett live in?" --amakarie
"Yes, please. I would like your bra back." --chaotic_nite
"I play alone now. For personal gratification." --briceson
"Everyone living in South Carolina attended S'ville High." --chaotic_nite
"Found my mp3 player, it was in my boyfriend." --Captain Kitty
More will be added as they are coined, with the most recent additions in italics...