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[iunnrais]

Inspired by chaotic_nite's infamous list, and by several things said over the past week, I decided to start compiling a list of my own...

"What's the name of the band with that guy who has a ponytail on top of his head made of dreadnauts?"--my mother

"If they follow us to the moonbase, I'll ejaculate 'em all into space!"--slivergoldy"I guess that was a kevorkian slip

Comments

[rayndel]

Nooooo, don't look at the donuts kitties! Your eyes! They are glazed enough already!

Man, I was sleep deprived. Heh.

[amakarie]

I guess I'm not memorable. *sniffles* ;-;

[iunnrais]

you realize you're allowed to add to it, right? And most of these happened in the past couple o' weeks...and I've been at work, and mostly-brain-dead most of the day:-P

[faeadora]

'Sometimes I lie ...' *blink blink, smiiiiiiiiiiile, ears twitch*

I've got one to add...

[theoppositesex]

"one potato, two potato, three potato....tooo many potatoes!" - theoppositesex and rayndel

[atomsplitter5]

i thought that it was quite clever. . .

[chaotic_nite]

I still liked, "if I see anything come out of your pants that isn't change or your keys, I'm kicking it." -anonymous