második.

[itwillgrow]

[ With some trepidation, Hungary picks up the phone. She has no idea how it works beyond that, so she just starts talking. ]

Is this working? ... Okay, I'm gonna assume it is. If anyone can hear this, listen up.

First! My name is the Kingdom of Hungary. Not- ugh. Definitely not "Gary Honda." So all you weirdos calling me that- stop. Right now

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[hurtjustalittle]

I could understand wanting to know the location of an armory, but you just woke up in a horrible, fake American town, and finding a Church is one of your first priorities?

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[itwillgrow]

[itwillgrow]

HERETIC!

[hurtjustalittle]

Oh, what are you going to do? Burn me at the stake?

[itwillgrow]

If you don't convert right away! Or maybe I'll just convert you after you're dead!

[hurtjustalittle]

How the Hell would you convert me after I'm dead?

Not that it matters. Stronger people than yourself have tried, and I survived. And I'm stronger than I was back then, too. I'd just kill you~

[itwillgrow]

I've done it before! [ Crusades, man. ]

Hah! Do you have any idea how many Turks and pagans I've killed? I've beaten up the Holy Roman Empire and the Cumans!

[hurtjustalittle]

Well, they were just humans, weren't they? ...And a couple of countries, but still mostly human.

[itwillgrow]

Pagan humans. Also Muslims.

[hurtjustalittle]

But human all the same, and relatively easy to kill.

I, however, am neither human nor easy to kill, so I would advise you to stay clear of this heretic.

[itwillgrow]

Hah! You think I give up that easily? Don't worry! I'll convert you to the Word of Jesus, for sure!

[hurtjustalittle]

I don't think Jesus would want me.

[itwillgrow]

Jesus loves everyone, even pagans! He's the best!

[hurtjustalittle]

[A short pause here- should she tell her? ...Oh, what the hell. The whole town probably knows by now, since she's messed up her duty so much already.]

Even those who survive by drinking the blood of humans?

[itwillgrow]

WITCH!

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[hurtjustalittle]

Aha.