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[itwillgrow]

Hello? Can everyone hear this? This is Hungary. I just thought that since Teuton is outside, now would be a pretty good time to explain things a little. I know he can be pretty annoying.

See... I'm a pretty young country. I have a nice house, but because I'm young, my neighbors are always trying to steal it from me. Especially the Cumans. But I made

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[fuelefficient]

...my country is open to Christians.

[we'll skip the part of history where he killed them as hard as he could]

[itwillgrow]

But are you a Christian?

[fuelefficient]

I have no official denomination but all religion is welcomed in my house.

[itwillgrow]

You know, we really need to fix this heresy problem of yours.

[dynamic_may_lee]

Kind of cute, if you ask me. Even if the implication is a little morbid.

[itwillgrow]

What?

[dynamic_may_lee]

You heard me.

[itwillgrow]

No, seriously, what? I have no idea what you're talking about.

[perfektsymmetry]

[Crowe listens to this with complete confusion.]

I'm sorry, sir, but... you're a country?

[itwillgrow]

That's right! I'm the Kingdom of Hungary!

[perfektsymmetry]

I, uh... I see? Um.... may I ask... actually I'm not sure what I want to ask. What do you mean, you are Hungary? [He sounds very curious]

[itwillgrow]

I mean, I'm Hungary. [ Sorry, trap-chan doesn't get it. ]

[bustydefense]

I don't think anyone should be killing anyone for any reason.

[itwillgrow]

Unless they're heretics!

[bustydefense]

No, not even then.

[when_in_me]

Ohohohoho~ You two are so cute together~

[itwillgrow]

No way!

[when_in_me]

Are so~

[itwillgrow]

I'm a Kingdom, and he's an Order! There's nothing cute about it!