tizenharmadik.
Hello? Can everyone hear this? This is Hungary. I just thought that since Teuton is outside, now would be a pretty good time to explain things a little. I know he can be pretty annoying.
See... I'm a pretty young country. I have a nice house, but because I'm young, my neighbors are always trying to steal it from me. Especially the Cumans. But I made a lot of enemies back when I was a nomad, so I don't have a lot of allies. So, a few years ago, I asked Teuton's help in protecting some of my land from the Cumans. His name is the Teutonic Order. He used to be a German hospital stationed in the Holy Land... but he got kicked out. He doesn't have any land. So, in exchange for him helping me out, I let him stay at my place. Oh, and, according to what we found in library books, when he gets older, Teuton is gonna have land, and also change his name to "Prussia." Who knows why! I guess that means he'll move out, but we'll still be friends...? Uh... well... we're not actually friends. Forget I just said that!
By the way, Teuton is a Crusader. Well, so am I, but I'm a Kingdom, first, so I can be a little more tolerant. But what I'm saying is, he'll probably kill you if you're a heretic. I'm trying to convince him to give everyone a chance to convert first. So what I mean is... if anyone here is a heretic, it'd be great for you, your house, your belongings, and anything else you don't want burned up, if you'd convert to Christianity!
Well, okay, that's it. Nice talking to everyone! Bye!
See... I'm a pretty young country. I have a nice house, but because I'm young, my neighbors are always trying to steal it from me. Especially the Cumans. But I made a lot of enemies back when I was a nomad, so I don't have a lot of allies. So, a few years ago, I asked Teuton's help in protecting some of my land from the Cumans. His name is the Teutonic Order. He used to be a German hospital stationed in the Holy Land... but he got kicked out. He doesn't have any land. So, in exchange for him helping me out, I let him stay at my place. Oh, and, according to what we found in library books, when he gets older, Teuton is gonna have land, and also change his name to "Prussia." Who knows why! I guess that means he'll move out, but we'll still be friends...? Uh... well... we're not actually friends. Forget I just said that!
By the way, Teuton is a Crusader. Well, so am I, but I'm a Kingdom, first, so I can be a little more tolerant. But what I'm saying is, he'll probably kill you if you're a heretic. I'm trying to convince him to give everyone a chance to convert first. So what I mean is... if anyone here is a heretic, it'd be great for you, your house, your belongings, and anything else you don't want burned up, if you'd convert to Christianity!
Well, okay, that's it. Nice talking to everyone! Bye!