Mar 05, 2010 23:20
[ Hungary has gone to the library again, and, in a rare moment of logic, she and Teutonic Order are attempting to educate themselves about the future. Because Hungary is mildly more literate than Teutonic Order is, she's the one reading out loud-slow and halting as it is. The phone has been left off the hook accidentally after one or the other fidgeted with it. ]
None of this even makes sense! And you're not even in here.
You're not looking hard enough! Go to the middle!
Ugh. [ A few seconds of silence. ] "Europe... during... the... Dark Ages?"
When was it dark? I don't remember that.
Must be after us.
Yeah... Hey, flip to when the anti-Christ shows up. I wanna see when Jesus comes back.
[ A moment or two of silence, but for the flipping of pages. ] Hey, there were nine Crusades!
Oh man, awesome! Where am I? I've got to be in one of them!
Uh... "The... Order of the... Knights... of Templar..."
NO. NOT THOSE GUYS. NOT THEM AT ALL.
I know! But that's all there is! [ Pause. ] Oh, wait. "The Teutonic Knights were... members... of the... order of Teutonic Knights of the Ho... Hospital of the Blessed... Virgin."
...Is that all? Oh, come on! I'm way more awesome than that!
That's all. Hah! I guess you aren't so important after all! Maybe you died out!
WHAT?! NO WAY! DON'T EVEN SAY THAT! THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! Come on, let's find you. I bet you got invaded all the time.
!action,
◊ bri-tan,
!phone,
using her brains,
◊ japan,
◊ nadia,
girl of the 13th century,
◊ mayor of townsville,
◊ jinju "may" lee,
◊ teutonic order,
idk my bff teutonic order,
◊ cho hakkai,
◊ germany,
◊ mia fey