hetedik.

[itwillgrow]

Ugh.

What the heck is everyone yelling about? What's going on? ...Why was I acting so weird?

[ Half-heartedly: ] Probably some kind of sinister Cuman plot. I guess.

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[fuelefficient]

[Japan is hovering around you like WHOA]

...there has been a major situation.

[itwillgrow]

What are you talking about? [ A little too perturbed to be annoyed by this hovering. I AM A BIG COUNTRY, DAD. ]

[fuelefficient]

There have been murders going on and quite a few people are getting killed. You yourself....vanished early on.

[itwillgrow]

What? No I didn't!

[trollingeurope]

I didn' have anything to do with this, brat!

[itwillgrow]

Says you! Apparently, someone tried to kill me and I don't remember! Who else would be behind this?

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[trollingeurope]

Hell if I know! I've been ... busy.

[ aka hiding away from this ruckus and crazy future madness in my room like a big boy. ]

[trollingeurope]

Wait.

Someone killed ya'?

[hateslonglines]

Y-your back to normal?

[itwillgrow]

Ugh. I think so.

[hateslonglines]

Were you filled in on what happened to you?

Oh, and this has nothing to do with Turkey.

[itwillgrow]

I have no idea what anyone is talking about! And of course it's the Cumans.

[when_in_me]

HUZZAH! You're alive!

Again!

[itwillgrow]

I've been alive all along!

[when_in_me]

Nuh uh! You were dead and then you came back but you were acting weird!

[itwillgrow]

I don't know why I was acting weird. But I wasn't dead.