harmadik.

[itwillgrow]

[ A little reverse trap crusader is sitting on the grass in the park with a small pile of books surrounding her. They are written for someone younger than she is-lots of full-color illustrations, not much writing-with titles like "A picture history of the 20th century" and "Learning about Europe

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[arturia_pen]

[Oh what the hell, have another reverse-trap. She's just walking by in the park, but suddenly takes notice when the book is slammed shut.]

[She looks down at Hungary, surrounded by books.]

Is there something wrong?

[itwillgrow]

[ Let us be boys together. Hungary sighs (a little dramatically) and looks up at the stranger. ]

These books are totally useless.

[arturia_pen]

[Saber gives her a confused look, kneeling down on the grass in front of her. Books? Useless? Though she hasn't read books all that often, she was always taught that wonderful information could be found in books.]

How are they useless?

[itwillgrow]

...

Because I can't read them. Besides! The part about my house was only half a page long!

[when_in_me]

[popping up RIGHT BEHIND YOU because Rome is a creeper]

Whatcha reading?

[itwillgrow]

[ OH SHIT IT'S GRANDPA ROME- well not my grandpa I guess. Anyway. Hungary jumps about a foot in the air and throws the book at Rome. It's a reflex. Pause. Blink. ]

...

S- sorry!

[when_in_me]

[The book bounces off Rome's skull harmlessly.]

Ahahahaha! Nice combat reflexes! You're a born warrior!

[itwillgrow]

I've been fighting as long as I can remember. [ Flattery = yyyyy ]

... But I didn't mean to hit you. You startled me.

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Oh, hello little child. Roshia likes talking with little children. They're easy to take control of.]

What is wrong?

[itwillgrow]

These books are completely useless.

[silno_pyanstvo]

Дa? Why?

[Have a motherly smile.]

[itwillgrow]

[ Not really impressed by the motherly smile, but Hungary's a nice girl and it doesn't bother her, either. ]

They don't tell me anything about anything, and they're hard to read.

[ilmeccanico]

Oh, wonderful, another child! Nina is still trying to accept the fact she'll not being able to meet papa and Alexander maybe for a long while, what better than walking a little looking for someone to play with?
Uhm... perhaps this little boy'll be friend with her. She smiles and waves]

Hello, what are you reading?

[Oh, wait, he doesn't seems so happy, maybe she shouldn't bother him.]

[itwillgrow]

[ She's annoyed, yes, but not too much, and Hungary is a nice girl-boy-thing. She's 300+ years old and looks around eleven, making her a little older than Nina. And hey, girls are useless (lol, middle ages), but, whatever.

Smile, if wryly. ] Some useless books I got at the library.

[silvestris_mage]

[Daine spots the books and walks over, seeing a bit of disappointment.]

Did you get those from the library?

[itwillgrow]

Yeah. And they're totally useless. I wanted real books.

[silvestris_mage]

Well, if you need some helpful ones, there's a trick to getting them. Like, I can't get any ones about animal anatomy by myself.

[itwillgrow]

So... what's the trick?