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[ittakes_courage]

[Blaine looks…confused, but he's going to try and make light of the situation he has found himself in. It won't do any good for him to panic.]So, did I get cast as Dorothy without knowing it or something? Because I don't have the figure for a dress and those red shoes, while classy, I don't think I can pull off. They're a bit too…glittery, and it's

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[eatsyourscience]

I haven't been here long, but I'll help if I can.

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[ittakes_courage]

That would be great.

[He grins.]

I guess we can start with what this place is?

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[eatsyourscience]

It's called Wonderland. Like in the book.

Apparently we can't leave.

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[ittakes_courage]

Any particular reason we can't?

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[thisisherson]

Glitter does take forever to come out. Lint rollers help to some extent, but only if the fabric is durable enough to withstand it.

[He's totally serious. We don't joke about glitter here. There's no hint of recognition on his face at all as he replies though - in fact, he actually seems a little distracted by a fashion magazine he's flipping through on his bed. That's only mildly rude, right? He was mostly pinged by the mention of Dorothy and glitter, really.]

Anyway, this is Wonderland, and you get a gold star for realizing it isn't a dream without someone having to explain that part to you. [Clap clap clap!] Unfortunately, we're all stuck here until whenever it wants to send us home again.

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[ittakes_courage]

[Well. Okay. Blaine takes a moment to come back from that since he saw Kurt, like, five minutes ago.]

It's worse when you get it in your hair. Even with short hair it takes forever to wash and brush out.

[Glitter is the bane of existence.]

Don't know if I prefer being in Oz. [Some small hesitation.] I guess you've been here a while, Kurt?

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[thisisherson]

[He pauses. Then, shuts the magazine. Okay, maybe it's time to pay attention. He eyes Blaine for a long, long moment, like he's trying to place where he's met this person, but...he's drawing a blank.]

I have, but...I'm sorry, have we met before? How do you know who I am?

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[ittakes_courage]

[Excuse Blaine for being even more confused than he already is. Kurt, why so unhelpful?]

Yes...? I was talking to you about five minutes ago at Dalton Academy?

[He doesn't think Kurt forgets people super fast like that....]

[isntitgrand]

[Oh god, Blaine and Noah all in one week. Yay. More people for her to try and compete with.]

Everyone here is from different time periods, so I don't know if you remember me, but I'm Rachel Berry, Glee Club captain. You are welcome to join if you wish.

[ittakes_courage]

[Psh.]

Um, no, not exactly, but it's nice to meet you, Rachel. Are there any auditions for the glee club here or...?

[Not that he'll say no because it's glee club, but this is just a tad overwhelming.]

I guess that explains why Kurt doesn't seem to know me.

[isntitgrand]

Well, I would prefer you audition, but the other members may not agree with that.
[The little memory of Kurt talking about Blaine at their sleepover runs through her mind. Damn, she kinda missed being Kurt's friend.]

Yes, well, Kurt is from about a year before us, but don't fret, he's basically the same. Just... shorter.

Anything else you need me to explain?

[ittakes_courage]

I'm happy to audition if that's preferred. I don't want to step on any toes.

That's a relief, at least.

I guess...how I got here and if there's anything I should know about Wonderland?

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[epiccombo]

[Oh, look, it's the guy from the Warblers. Puck hardly knows the guy, but he knows Kurt, and the Warblers were pretty good competition. Might as well say hi or whatever.]

Looks like the Queen decided to drop you in this dump with all the rest of us. You're not at Dalton anymore.

[Oh yeah, introductions, in case this guy needs them.]

I'm Puck.

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[ittakes_courage]

[Oh hi you're...somebody he doesn't really know.]

The Queen as in the Queen of Hearts?

[Today is not a good day, apparently.]

Nice to meet you. I'm Blaine.

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[epiccombo]

[Hey, he catches on fast.]

Yeah. A totally epic MILF except for the fact that she's got us all stuck here.

Got any questions? This place ain't easy to figure out.

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[ittakes_courage]

So, she's the one who brought us here?

I've been told about the weird time differences, closets, and dining room. Is there anything other than that I should know about this place?

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[idkmybfftrash]

You show up in another dimension and that's your biggest worry? Glitter?

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[ittakes_courage]

It's better than panicking or having a breakdown, right?

[Wait.]

Another dimension?

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[idkmybfftrash]

Not by much.

[Siiiiigh.] Ask someone else, I'm not tour guide.