[Video] 01 Bird Song
[Blaine looks…confused, but he's going to try and make light of the situation he has found himself in. It won't do any good for him to panic.]So, did I get cast as Dorothy without knowing it or something? Because I don't have the figure for a dress and those red shoes, while classy, I don't think I can pull off. They're a bit too…glittery, and it's
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[He's totally serious. We don't joke about glitter here. There's no hint of recognition on his face at all as he replies though - in fact, he actually seems a little distracted by a fashion magazine he's flipping through on his bed. That's only mildly rude, right? He was mostly pinged by the mention of Dorothy and glitter, really.]
Anyway, this is Wonderland, and you get a gold star for realizing it isn't a dream without someone having to explain that part to you. [Clap clap clap!] Unfortunately, we're all stuck here until whenever it wants to send us home again.
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It's worse when you get it in your hair. Even with short hair it takes forever to wash and brush out.
[Glitter is the bane of existence.]
Don't know if I prefer being in Oz. [Some small hesitation.] I guess you've been here a while, Kurt?
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I have, but...I'm sorry, have we met before? How do you know who I am?
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Yes...? I was talking to you about five minutes ago at Dalton Academy?
[He doesn't think Kurt forgets people super fast like that....]
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[That sounds familiar for some reason...probably because Finn spoiled him about getting transferred.]
...I've never been to Dalton. I've heard of it though. It sounds significantly better than my high school.
[Sigh. Why can't all schools be run like boys' private schools?]
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Well, I guess this just means I'll need to get reacquainted. [Even if they've only just met, but DETAILS.]
I'm Blaine Anderson, I guess formerly part of the Warblers at Dalton Academy if I'm not going back any time soon. We're one of your rivals for Sectionals this year.
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...That actually explains a lot. Time is bizarre here - I think I'm actually over six months younger than you're remembering me, if not more. It's all confusing and I don't pretend to understand it. But I know because we didn't compete with your school this year at Sectionals - we were up against Jane Addams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf.
Either way, it's nice to meet you, Blaine. ...Again. I'm Kurt Hummel, but you apparently already knew that.
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Okay. Weird, but you didn't seem like the type to make things like this up.
Ah, yes, you were telling me about a bullying problem. [Blaine hesitates.] Is that still going on at your school? Or was, I guess.
[This is so strange to get used to.]
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It's...kind of a constant at McKinley. Being a Cheerio helps though. No one would even think about it when I'm wearing that uniform, so it actually isn't the worst that it's ever been.
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[Blaine then decides that perhaps a change in subject is required.]
How do you like it in Wonderland?
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Wonderland is terrible. There's the insane events, and our Mirrors, and whatever the Queen is plotting...basically Wonderland gets a sick enjoyment out of our misery.
[Pause.] ...The closets are nice though.
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Ah, I've heard about the closets. Do they really work?
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[Talking about the closets makes him smile though.] Absolutely. I'm actually able to keep myself even more well-dressed here than at home, since everything is free and I don't have to worry about exceeding credit card limits.
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[Yes, a smile!] Haha, yeah, that'd definitely help! I'll have to try that out when I find myself a room.
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And you should! They're incredibly useful, and not just for clothing. I almost wish I could take one home with me.
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That would be really useful. I think I prefer going to an actual store, though. What other things can these closets...I guess, "make?"
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