we are a lost cause

ATTN:  Alexi

Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[ I think of you when I hear this. ]
:: [ In a completely non-lesbian way. ]::

..too bad

"you might be getting an ulcer"
'd says i might be getting an ulcer"
"you probably are getting an ulcer. you stress too much"

:: you are my ulcer::
:: you cause me to stress to much::

'yeah i probably do'
"be ready by 5"
'okay'

::gee thanks for caring::
::i love you too::

man christmas got here fast
with lots of wonderful surprises :]

15 weeks prego...

.. and i still don't look it.

i'll be 16 weeks [aprox. 4 months or so] and yet i'm not getting any bigger..

.. oh wait, i did gain 1 pound.

Am I really that insensitive?

They are taking binoculars into my vagina to look at the opening of my womb to check out the pre cancer cells I have.

Can you imagine looking through those binoculars?
I can.

Spare me the history lesson.
How long did you have to be on google to prove me wrong?

what else can be depressing?

calling/texting friends who won't/can't hang out with you while you're prego.

That little heart beat in my mexican jumping bean made me cry.