Hmm.

[itsthecommish]

Apparently, Harvey Dent is still alive and well. Not only that, but he sent me some kind of apology cake. I'm not sure what the hell to do with it. Barbara would have a heart attack if she saw it. I don't think either of the kids are going to want any of it either. That'd just be damn disturbing for me to put them through

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[harvey_twoface]

...It cost me a small fortune. It's a very prestigious bakery.

Maybe you could just scrape the letters off?

[itsthecommish]

I'm not sure about that. I made a promise to Barbara that I would watch my cholesterol.

Besides, the whole notion of having a random cake given to me is enough to raise suspicions from her.

[thisislexluthor]

I'm unsure of what Dent was like pre-burning, but you don't need to be afraid of him. He is deeply stupid, as his above comment shows, but means no harm.

[itsthecommish]

Oh, it's not him I'm afraid of. Harvey couldn't maim a fly if he tried.

It's his other... side- if that makes any sense -that I'm quite weary of.

[thisislexluthor]

Oh, no, I completely understand that. Two-face shot me and set a building I was in on fire. But according to his therapist, he's mostly cured. I'm not sure how you can be mostly cured of evil, but there you go.

[destinyawakened]

I could give you a few ideas, but seeing as I'm pretty good friends with Harvey, I don't think he's going to like my ideas too much.

But why not just put it in the break room at MCU and let everyone have at it? just scrape the letters off and say its someone's birthday.

[itsthecommish]

Do I look like the kind of guy to go out and buy cakes?

[destinyawakened]

If you sneak it in there, no has to know.
Or, you know the homeless guy idea works too. I just find them greedy sonsofbitches who would just ask for a glass of milk with it. *shrug*

[androgyneninja]

Actually, I wouldn't mind taking off your hands, commish.

[itsthecommish]

... Uh, pardon?

[androgyneninja]

The cake, dear.

I would like to have the cake if you haven't already gave it away. I could use it for my dinner party that I'm catering.

[itsthecommish]

Too late.