I apologize for my lack of appearances.
I have been relatively busy with a scheme of mine that certainly does not involve splitting two people up.
Please do not read in-between the lines.

Oh, dear. Talia's got that ridiculous and slutty outfit on again.
The tramp.
I think she's trying to dissuade the Detective from his homoerotic experiences.

Who knew penguins could be so fascinating?

I did a set of one thousand crunches tonight.

And, agh! I swear, if Talia doesn't stop taking my credit card...

The chance will come to where I can eliminate you.

And, Detective, I'm waiting.