31: Turkish slang for... ahem... solo activities

[itsjustafruit]

Well, that was a refreshing nap. All this bother with sick people and walking dead and all that... I thought it was better to just treat it like a certain century that will go unnamed.

Has everyone reattached the appropriate limbs and warmed up their credit card hands? Remember tis the season for mass consumption, falalala lalalala.

[ooc: Crowley

Comments

[mr_phale]

Consumerism doesn't necessarily preclude appropriate holiday cheer, you know.

[itsjustafruit]

It does redirect people from the intent of the holiday and I'm all for that.

[mr_phale]

Nonsense. 'Tis better to give than to receive and all that. One purchases Christmas gifts in order to express one's love-- that certainly sounds like goodwill to man to me.

[itsjustafruit]

Give in order to receive. It's about the prezzies. Sure, people say it's about goodwill to man and all that, but you get in a queue when the last video game is up for grabs and you're not going to see much in the way of goodwill.

Confused Tseng is confused

[turk_director]

Well I wouldn't really refer to department terminology as "slang" but in the Shinra Turks solo activities are usually referred to as "singular reconnaissance".

Wait, what?

Mwahahaha!

[itsjustafruit]

"Singular reconnaissance"? That sounds most apt for adolescents.

[turk_director]

Are you mocking me, sir?

Okay, we do recruit a little young, but I'm 30 years old.

[itsjustafruit]

Mocking you? I don't even know you.

You're never too old for a bit of the old 31.

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