There's some holiday or something on the 25th of one of the months

[itsjustafruit]

Ssso, this is cute. No need to bother with shoes today.

A.Z., you might want to be sssure your rabbit is put away.

There's no shame in being a snake, I say. I know that people don't like the whole fact that we just seem to be nothing but devouring mawsss or phallic symbols, but it's not like we designed snakes that way.

I'd better be able to

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he's not laughing at you, rly.

[mr_phale]

You wouldn't really eat my rabbit.

Lying's a sin, Aziraphale

[itsjustafruit]

What do you think?

But hurting someone's feelings is cruel so it balances. It's an ineffable thing, trust me.

[mr_phale]

I think you can't slither up the table to its hutch, so it's a moot point.

But you wouldn't, anyway. You're too much of an epicure.

Bah, ineffability

[itsjustafruit]

Have you forgotten that I can climb trees?

And your rabbit is well-tended and plump. Perfect for these taste buds.

[bitingnightmare]

Or a tattoo on probably a thousand Hell's Angels.

[itsjustafruit]

Beg pardon?

[bitingnightmare]

Nothing.

[itsjustafruit]

If you say ssso.

[proudbutterfly]

Ohhh. How cute! How adorable! One's second favorite animal! May this jester pet you?

[itsjustafruit]

...

I was just going to stay home today.

[proudbutterfly]

Ohhhh. Afraid to be step on?

[itsjustafruit]

Er... Yes. Or snatched up by an eagle or some such.

[fairy_srsly]

You look like my favorite pair of boots. ♥

[itsjustafruit]

Your boots can match my favorite shoes.

[fairy_srsly]

Maybe we should coordinate one day.

[itsjustafruit]

That sounds perfectly appalling delightful.