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BEST MOVIES 2009

1. Star Trek

1. District 9

1. Up

1. Fantastic Mr. Fox

1. Zombieland

Direct quote from some random website:

"The neck is one huge erogenous zone. Why do you think giraffes are always smiling?"

(a) Why is the internet giving away my secrets?
(b) WTF? Giraffes? Really?

I'm officially convinced that the writer of xkcd (xkcd.com/) is stalking me, because today's comic is clearly based on me:P

If you're reading this right now, and you're not planning on coming to see me as SPOCK in Trek in the Park for FREE...I don't know what to say to you.

Unless you live on the other side of the country. Then you're off the hook.

For my own personal edification, inquiring minds would like to know:

How fucking self-righteous can one person be? Seriously. Interpret this how you will, but I would genuinely love to get some answers on this.

Terminator 3 is way better than I remember, even with the plot holes.

I know it's the middle of May, but here this is anyway. I'm going with films I saw IN 2008. The Wrestler is awesome, but it's not eligible until next year.

My Favorite Movies of 2008
1)    The Dark Knight
2)    Wall-E
3)    Iron Man
4)    Curious Case of Benjamin Button
5)    Kung-Fu Panda
6)    Pineapple Express
7)    Slumdog Millionaire
8)    Role Models
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I'm enjoying the coincidence that yesterday we began our own revolution for our generation, while today is Guy Fawkes Day, the celebration of an entirely different revolution altogether. I like that. I also like these:


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