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[itsfrench_bitch]

Good evening Godless sodomites.

It would appear that I am either behind the Iron Curtain, or have been kidnapped by the future overlords of the world. Overlords in the disguise of children that have demon bears for souls and worship heathen golden objects.

I'm looking at you, His Dark Materials series. Or should I say, "Ursidae Manifesto".

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[holy_heretic]

Godless sodomites? Men without God who have anal sex with each other? The iron curtain? Well I do suppose that could be true.

Well, you most certainly do make an impression, sir.

[itsfrench_bitch]

This place is messing with my mind! That would be 1492 that God sailed the ocean blue. My apologies.

I think you're on the right track, ma'am. Just keep on believing and you'll be in the Kindgom of God i.e. North Carolina in no time.

(OOC: 1942, WTF SELF. Momentary dyslexia.)

[holy_heretic]

Apologies are only needed if you harm someone sir.

...Ok then.

(ooc: If it's any condolences I've never seen the Daily Show, or Stephen Colbert. I actually believed the 1942 thing would be something he'd say. XD )