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Good evening Godless sodomites.
It would appear that I am either behind the Iron Curtain, or have been kidnapped by the future overlords of the world. Overlords in the disguise of children that have demon bears for souls and worship heathen golden objects.
I'm looking at you, His Dark Materials series. Or should I say, "Ursidae Manifesto".
You only saw this coming from the start. Way to uproot democracy and break reality Philip Pullman.
These overlords of the New America seem to be merciful, at least. I still have my entire studio and my portrait. As soon as I find Jimmy (I know you're out there, and I WILL find you), the set will be complete.
Now if only I could get them out of the closet.