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In June of 2000 I turned 21. At that time I was working as a secretary for a lawyer named Jack. Jack was an alcoholic and this was his schedule:

9:00am- arrive at office, drink coffee and talk to me about what he saw on television the night before.

10:00am- consult with people about possible taking their case for a fee of 100+ dollars.

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Last Friday on April fools I called my mom from the mall and told her I was in Vegas and had just got married.  She started crying.  I laughed, I couldn’t help it, but that’s not the point.  Point is: I think it would be very cool to get married on April 1st.

No one would believe you were getting married.  And I mean, how cool would it be to ( Read more... )

There were 6 people waiting to use the ATM at the bank yesterday and I think the lady in front of me was crazy.  It’s pretty cool to be crazy sometimes.  I like to be creepy every now and then.  What made this lady better than your average crazy was the fact that she was dresses so nicely.  She had on some nice dress pants and a light pink dress ( Read more... )

I had 10 teeth pulled at the dentists’ office before the age of 12.  This was not fun. If fact, visits to the dentist are the most vividly horrific memories of my childhood.  I was supposed to get braces. However, in order to get braces, I was to have two consecutive dentist visits with mo cavities… that never happened.  The reason the dentist ( Read more... )

Cuddling is the best food for the soul.  If you are luck enough to wake up next to someone you love every morning- do it!  Personally I prefer bedtime cuddling but Kirk is 100% morning cuddler.  Actually it’s pretty rad.  It’s a great way to start the morning off right, and it just plain feels good!!

I think that cuddling and snuggling are one of ( Read more... )

It’s always good to keep baby wipes in the car.  More useful than a flashlight or stupid emergency kits, wipey’s are something you'll use almost everyday.  They are good for spills, sticky hands, sticky faces, upholstery stains, bird shit, dog slobber, kid slobber, food messes… once I spilled some chocolate milkshake on my skirt and the useful ( Read more... )

I think I may be too much in love.  Is there such a thing? I mean really… I swear, when Kirk’s not around all I can do is think about him.  And when he is around, all I do is grab his sweet ass.  He does have a mighty fine ass though, so I can’t be to blame.  But that’s not the point.  I fear, I may be obsessed with him.

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So ok, I killed my computer. It won’t even start anymore. Nice huh? Anyways, school is back in session, to be a big pain in my ass again… This quarter I’m at here 5 days a friggin’ week. It’s not cool. Also I’m taking 3 labs which are not fun…. AND to top it all off I think all the people in my Bio. Lab think I’m like 19. But whatever.

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