-8- The Price of "Popularity"

[its_me_hooray]

Listen up, fiend!

I waited patiently! I've given you plenty of written warnings and demands, but they've gone unanswered! This isn't funny anymore! I will not resort to begging, no, but I've all ready gone and filed a theft report, and the Watch will catch you good if I don't find you first!

I LIKED all my clothes! All of them! But you had to

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[darcyredux]

Think of it this way-at least it's pants.

[its_me_hooray]

But they aren't MY pants! I paid good money for all of my clothes!

[darcyredux]

I kind of doubt the Tree cares. It has spoken, and The Powers That Be have put the Mighty Nightlaser in leather pants for their own appreciation. They work in ~mysterious~ ways.

[its_me_hooray]

The Mighty Nightlaser wears leather pants when the occasion calls for it! That time is... not right now!

[handy_psychic]

Are leather pants really that bad? All my gloves got replaced with white sequined ones, myself...

[its_me_hooray]

They're not so bad, sort of! I'm getting a lot of strange girls talking to me, but when I go to the Farm the cows get really scared!

...It's kind of like walking around town wearing pants made of human skin, if I can be super gross for a second.

[weaver_girl]

Someone stole all your clothes? That's the height of dastardly! Do you need new shirts? I have a sewing machine and everything now, I could whip something up posthaste.

[its_me_hooray]

[He remembers. He remembers Materia's awesome dress. Kagerou is a NEEDLE WIZARD.]

That would be amazing, but I will only allow it if this will not take too much time from the life and adventures of my most favorite fellow hero!

[weaver_girl]

I think Secret Agent Kagerou could use a few days sitting at home with needlework, you know. It's been an eventful month.

[its_me_hooray]

Okay, then. I would be super grateful!

...Are you going to be all right?