-8- The Price of "Popularity"

Aug 01, 2011 22:03

Listen up, fiend!

I waited patiently! I've given you plenty of written warnings and demands, but they've gone unanswered! This isn't funny anymore! I will not resort to begging, no, but I've all ready gone and filed a theft report, and the Watch will catch you good if I don't find you first!

I LIKED all my clothes! All of them! But you had to steal them and replace everything with leather pants, didn't you!? ...You didn't take my scarf, though, and that was sort of nice of you. Sort of.

[Pause.]

They're kind of tight, too

Please give everything back and I will drop the report. Drop it off in an anonymous basket or something on my doorstep, I don't care!
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