fem }{ if there's a scene somewhere you're gonna play your role

[itextedyou]

I forgive humans for being weak and needy and having poor shelf lives

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[stokerwasahack]

Haven't you figured out by now how to order while the stores are closed and have them deliver?

[stokerwasahack]

I have more respect for what I am than to turn it into an eternal game.

[itextedyou]

Who's playing?

[stokerwasahack]

Why don't you tell me?

[itextedyou]

About which part?

[stokerwasahack]

The part that will make me take you less seriously than you think I do already.

[itextedyou]

The oldest among us develop a magic of their own. Shapeshifting, telepathy, invisibility, or perhaps levitation.

[stokerwasahack]

You're telling me that you float.

[itextedyou]

I am telling you that I fly. Floating would suggest that I can't get anywhere with it.

[stokerwasahack]

I'm beginning to think the City's really a cleverly disguised horror movie shoot in Burnaby.

[itextedyou]

You have to admit that it is a useful survival skill. I also like to sleep in a coffin occasionally.

But you see. I told you, didn't I?

[stokerwasahack]

I hope you aren't serious about the coffin.

[itextedyou]

Dead serious.