Seriously. This summer makes me want to stab Mark Twain in the eye with a spork. I don't care if he didn't say it, it'll make me fell better, dammit ( Read more... )

Saw Salt and Despicable Me the last two days. Both were good, not great. Salt was good in a Transporter, Action Porn kind of way, and I got to look at Angelina, so I'm not seeing a down side ( Read more... )

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Our puppy enjoys costing us money. I'm starting to seriously believe this. He hurt his back some time late Tuesday, early Wednesday. By Wednesday night he was whining in pain anytime he had to move. First thing Thursday morning, Hubby takes him to the vet ( Read more... )

The pasty part of this sucks... I am 79% addicted to bacon. I'm wondering how that breaks down. Is it top to bottom, or a percentage of the whole or what?

I think it would be cool if all of my but my feet were addicted to bacon. The rest of me would go on a bacon binge and my feet would sigh quietly and start planning the intervention.


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Hubby took Puppy for a walk day before yesterday and while he was sniffing around in the park (as dogs are wont to do) he found himself a chicken bone. He swallowed half of it before Hubby to get it from him ( Read more... )

Really, NSFW. Seriously. The only Lyrics are RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKER! but I just love the music. Totally obsessed atm. I think I want this as my ringtone ^_^

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Holy delayed notices Batman ( Read more... )