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[istuffmypants]

OKAY WHY IS EVERYONE WALKING AROUND LIKE SOMEBODY DIED.

THE COMMON ROOM HAS TURNED INTO A FUCKING BRIGHT EYES ALBUM. IT'S UNNATURAL.

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[ihaveweeprongs]

Sirius?

[ihaveweeprongs]

Um yes. Where were you, unconscious or something?

[istuffmypants]

OKAY. SO I HAVE A THING ABOUT BLOOD. GOD, YOU ARE SO INSENSITIVE.

[ihaveweeprongs]

You do? I didn't know that either. I suppose you never really told me very much about yourself. You or Remus.

[istuffmypants]

Well we are very mysterious.

Actually not so much Remus. He's mostly just repressed. But I am very mysterious. Sort of.

So does James really make me godfather like he promised when we were seven, or was that just a ruse to get me to share my cockroach clusters?

[ihaveweeprongs]

Yeah he did. I wish you'd brought me up instead of Aunt Petunia. I've always thought you were really cool. Y'no. Mysterious.

[istuffmypants]

Yes, well. I do own leather trousers.

Who's Aunt Petunia?

[ihaveweeprongs]

She's my mum's sister.

[istuffmypants]

But- you said-

Tell me what happened.

[ihaveweeprongs]

Are you sure you want to hear this from me?

[istuffmypants]

Well who the fuck else am I going to hear it from?!

Tell me or I'll have to put you over my knee. And no more comic books for a week.

[ihaveweeprongs]

Don't start talking to me like a parent! You never did that even when you- I mean you don't do that. In the future. You-

Well I suppose I'd better start at the beginning.

[istuffmypants]

Wait, when I what? Don't tell me I turn into one of those modern spare-the-rod-spoil-the-child pushover pussy parents. You're going to need some discipline if James is your father. I mean. Was your- shit.

[ihaveweeprongs]

He and mum died when I was a baby.

[istuffmypants]

But- Christ. Okay. Wait, you said your aunt raised you? Where the blazing fuck was I?!?

[ihaveweeprongs]

I er- don't know?