Sherlock BBC: Process of Elimination [John, Moran]

[istne_pieklo]

Title: “Process of Elimination”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: post-Episode 2x03, “The Reichenbach Fall” [SPOILERS!]
Summary: “Have you ever seen a tiger hunt, Doctor Watson?” Two ordinary men coping with the Fall in their own ways. [John, Moran]
Disclaimer: Steven Moffat, Mark Gatiss, the BBC and anyone who’s not me own this.
A/N: contains

Comments

[cristo_nara]

see, Moran can be cool after all!!!)))
Poor Jawn, but it's so good that he still waits for Sherlock. if he gave up, this would be so much worse((
I feel that when Sherlock comes back, those two will be having a cup of tea together after all)))) too bad that Moran has no hope((( oh well, that's what you get - working with a psycho(

AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM TOTALLY TRANSLATING IT!!

[istne_pieklo]

LOL, so I didn't disappoint?))))
Buhaha, I thought this fic was about how John was cool, not Moran)))) And notice how I don't call Moran by name here. OMG, maybe it's not hom at all? Maybe it's Jimmeh who's alive and mindfucking John as we speak? XDDDD
UGH, trust me to get a crack idea, turn it into smth uber-angsty and then still LOOL about it. Wtf!? XDDDD
Thank you for reading. <33333

[cristo_nara]

you never disappoint <3333
John is always cool, so the question was mainly about Moran XDDD and if that's Jimmeh, he must be having a major identity crisis XDDD can't imagine him being interested in John, though Oo he was always so condescending to him, that bastard XDDD
we can still turn it to a crack, but angst is something much more suitable after such a season finale)))

[istne_pieklo]

I told you I'm a nutcase)))) I'm always worried)))
Well, Moran isn't interested in John either. He's waiting for Sherlock to show up and attract Jimmeh. Or for Jimmeh to show up and do smth funny and vengeful))) OMG, maybe that's why Moran doesn't exist in canon: he's Jimmeh's split personality!))))
Of course it is but I keep wondering: how is it that I make angst out of every single thing ever? XDDDD
P.S. My paid account died and I have no Sherlock icons anymore. T_T

[dune_master]

Oh hell, are you doing it on purpose? XPP This is even more gutwrenching than the previous one.

LOL at Moran pulling a rank on John! XPP

But really, this is creepy and awesome.

Offtopic, but I've just noticed: since when do you have personalised character tags? ^_^

[istne_pieklo]

Uhm... which answer do you prefer? XDDD Of course I'm doing it on purpose!
Hehehehe, I triiiiied)))
LOL, yes! I couldn't pass it by once I remembered Moran was a colonel))) Besides, John looked so pleased with himself in HoB... that whole captain thing)))
Thank you very much! <33333
Hahaha, since a month or so before)) I updated my tagging system for easier reference)))

[dune_master]

I knew it! You evil fiend!

That's what I figured. Funny games those military men play. ;)

I like it! And the master post too.

[lbmisscharlie]

Oh, this is good. I like the give-and-take between them, and the moment when Moran asks who John is trying to convince. Well done!

[istne_pieklo]

Thank you very much! :)

[rosalui]

EHFJHBGHJRBG KEEP WRITING ALL THE FIC, ALLLLLLLL THE FIC

SUCH PERFECTION

[istne_pieklo]

Eeeek! Thank youuuuuu! <333

[mariole]

Ooh, chilling! I loved:

> “Because I outrank you, Captain Watson.”

Nice work!

[istne_pieklo]

Thank you! :)
I couldn't resist Moran pulling a rank))))))