Sherlock BBC: Process of Elimination [John, Moran]

[istne_pieklo]

Title: “Process of Elimination”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: post-Episode 2x03, “The Reichenbach Fall” [SPOILERS!]
Summary: “Have you ever seen a tiger hunt, Doctor Watson?” Two ordinary men coping with the Fall in their own ways. [John, Moran]
Disclaimer: Steven Moffat, Mark Gatiss, the BBC and anyone who’s not me own this.
A/N: contains

Comments

[cristo_nara]

see, Moran can be cool after all!!!)))
Poor Jawn, but it's so good that he still waits for Sherlock. if he gave up, this would be so much worse((
I feel that when Sherlock comes back, those two will be having a cup of tea together after all)))) too bad that Moran has no hope((( oh well, that's what you get - working with a psycho(

AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM TOTALLY TRANSLATING IT!!

[istne_pieklo]

LOL, so I didn't disappoint?))))
Buhaha, I thought this fic was about how John was cool, not Moran)))) And notice how I don't call Moran by name here. OMG, maybe it's not hom at all? Maybe it's Jimmeh who's alive and mindfucking John as we speak? XDDDD
UGH, trust me to get a crack idea, turn it into smth uber-angsty and then still LOOL about it. Wtf!? XDDDD
Thank you for reading. <33333

[cristo_nara]

you never disappoint <3333
John is always cool, so the question was mainly about Moran XDDD and if that's Jimmeh, he must be having a major identity crisis XDDD can't imagine him being interested in John, though Oo he was always so condescending to him, that bastard XDDD
we can still turn it to a crack, but angst is something much more suitable after such a season finale)))

[istne_pieklo]

I told you I'm a nutcase)))) I'm always worried)))
Well, Moran isn't interested in John either. He's waiting for Sherlock to show up and attract Jimmeh. Or for Jimmeh to show up and do smth funny and vengeful))) OMG, maybe that's why Moran doesn't exist in canon: he's Jimmeh's split personality!))))
Of course it is but I keep wondering: how is it that I make angst out of every single thing ever? XDDDD
P.S. My paid account died and I have no Sherlock icons anymore. T_T

[cristo_nara]

you shouldn't be))))
but he's still talking to him))) I doubt if Jimmeh would XDDD
how come we manage to bring the Fight Club to any canon? XDDDD
it's not your fault that your canons are angsty XDDDD

(you can delete one of the rest and upload a sherlockian one instead)))

[istne_pieklo]

LOL, yeah, Jimmeh would only call to ask if Sherley is around)))))
Noooo idea since I've neither seen nor read it))))))))
My canons usually mix crack and angst, but I somehow manage to pick out the angstiest bits and spice them up with more angst)) Srsly, wtf? XDDDD
(I probably will... Or I'll pay for that stupid account b/c I want all my userpics back. D'awww(( XDD

[cristo_nara]

haha, he doesn't stand a chance against John anyway XDDD
oh, it's a great thing))) haven't read it, but seen the film. if you try, you'll know why I've referred to it now)))
angst is a good thing, when in right amounts x))) if there's no emo-crying, suicides etc. XDD

[istne_pieklo]

That's why he shot himself! He figured it all out, the final problem: Sherlock + John = OTP! He couldn't bear it so he died. T_T XDDD
...wait, you mean I should scrap my next fic that deals with John crying tears of emo blood, having sex with every canon character + Moran + a dozen OC's including several Mary Sues, then feeling guilty about it and cutting his veins while simultaneously throwing himself off of the Bart's building? Damn. XDDDD

[cristo_nara]

he should have thought of Moran then! he could have had his own John, but he chose to kill himself. oh well. XDDD
HA, you should totally post it, I just wanted to read something like this XDDDD

[istne_pieklo]

Maybe he doesn't think of Moran as a John-like figure... Remember he said smth like "I should get myself a living one" when he discussed John with Sherlock? I wonder who he meant... Did he have a John who is now dead? XDDDD
It'll be a masterpiece!!!! XDDDDD Everyone will weep!

[cristo_nara]

I thought, it was 'I should get myself a live-in one' Oo so they just didn't live together with Moran XDDDDD
oh, I bet))))

[istne_pieklo]

LOOOL! OMG)) That's Irish accent at its most awesome. They're not big on "-ing". Besides, since it's Moriarty, I was sure he'd already killed a lot of John-like pets... XDD But live-in sounds plausible... XDD

[cristo_nara]

I saw it in the subs, so... XDDDD I'm done dealing with Irish accents on my own XDDD

[istne_pieklo]

I'm pretty sure it's not so much the accent that threw me off (b/c I normally have no trouble understanding it, it's one of my fav Brit accents)), but Moriarty himself. B/c let's face it, would it be so surprising if he had a corpse stashed somewhere in his flat and talked to it like Sherlock does to John? XDDDDDDD