The joy of living with cats; or, Why cat owners should not have hyposmia

Jun 23, 2009 05:31

5:00 a.m.: Settle into bed.

5:03 a.m.: Lack of a sense of smell means that one often misses subtle environmental cues, such as the detail that the cats have saturated the down comforter with piss and the blanket, both sheets, and now one's undercrackers and T-shirt are wet.

5:07 a.m.: Ponder the wonders of the universe, the splash patterns of the ( Read more... )

why i am so tired this morning, you're lucky you're cute, der katze, cleaning

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issendai June 23 2009, 17:20:37 UTC
If I didn't mean you to laugh, I wouldn't have written it like that.

It's silky, with plenty of bounce! But not as shiny as it could be. Possibly it needs dry scalp formula, not oily scalp formula? Or maybe some conditioner?

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rivkaesque June 23 2009, 18:01:38 UTC
Oh, dear! but at least, now you have bouncy!floor.

Perhaps the pee was a reaction to the new cat-eating couch?

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rennie_frog June 23 2009, 19:17:46 UTC
I was just about to suggest that the zombie sofa scared the pee out of them.

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coppelius June 23 2009, 20:20:43 UTC
I can't wait to see what you do with floor dandruff.

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