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Friday Night: Akumal Beach Resort - Room 16

Feb 29, 2008 23:08

You would think that Ron would have better things to do than sit in a hotel room and watch TV ( Read more... )

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tinkerbitch March 1 2008, 04:24:39 UTC

Tink was jingling happily down the hall when she heard an unmistakeable sound.

That was ... that was porn music! (Trust her, she knew her porn music.)

She did what any good chaperone would do: she went back to her room to get Barney.

Barney! Barney! There was porn! Yay, porn!

suit_of_awesome March 1 2008, 04:30:57 UTC

"You're like a porn-sniffing Lassie!" Barney grinned. "Think it's the good stuff or are we going to have to crack down on some idiot?"

tinkerbitch March 1 2008, 04:34:03 UTC

She was wonderful, she really was. It sounded fairly low-budget but the moans were pretty good. They should see, they should see! To the porn room! To investigate! There was hope for their students after all!

suit_of_awesome March 1 2008, 04:44:14 UTC

With her gesturing that this one was the porn room, he took a look at the door. "Room check!" he called out as busted his way inside.

No, he didn't bother to find out if he needed to break the door to get in because that lacked style.

isourking March 1 2008, 04:46:12 UTC

Ron jumped and flailed.

Then he saw who it was and began keysmashing the remote like there was no tomorrow.

Unfortunately it went from regular porn to gay porn.

"NOOO!"

And then there was more keysmashing but the remote refused to work.

tinkerbitch March 1 2008, 04:47:56 UTC

The porn situation in room 16 was not entirely what Tinker Bell had anticipated.

isourking March 1 2008, 04:49:00 UTC

"NO!" Ron flailed and keysmashed. "I WASN'T WATCHING THIS!"

suit_of_awesome March 1 2008, 04:50:29 UTC

"Oh, Tink, this is not what you promised," Barney chastised before turning to Weasley.

"This explains a lot, Weasley!"

isourking March 1 2008, 04:52:00 UTC

"No! It doesn't explain anything!" Ron cried out as he keysmashed again and was finally able to change the channel.

Which showed a shirtless guy hanging out with a horse.

"Harry?"

tinkerbitch March 1 2008, 04:56:06 UTC

Tink was expanding her horizons. She was not enjoying the experience.

Look, she didn't judge, and if their TA was going to go for pretty boys instead of pretty girls, then this was useful information and she was glad to have it, because they could get him laid one way or another.

But she absolutely drew the line at horses.

suit_of_awesome March 1 2008, 04:58:42 UTC

"Is that your ex Weasley?" Barney asked, not sure himself if he meant the rather impressive guy or the horse.

He tilted his head. "No wonder you're so scared of girls."

isourking March 1 2008, 05:02:24 UTC

"No!" Ron flailed. "No! I'm not like that and I don't know him!"

At least Ron hoped he didn't know him. He threw the remote on the bed and crossed his arms.

"I'll prove it! Get me a woman right now and I'll prove it!"

tinkerbitch March 1 2008, 05:04:01 UTC

Oh! Oh, that was much better! Barney! Where were the whores? The really cheap ones that weren't fussy at all? Could they find some non-stinky ones? Some whores were stinky.

suit_of_awesome March 1 2008, 05:08:07 UTC

"I do have some of the Mountie's money left," Barney was thoughtful. "Perhaps Lupe, the tassel girl, would like a few extra Hamiltons tonight."

isourking March 1 2008, 05:12:51 UTC

"What?! No!" Ron flailed. "I mean a normal girl!"

tinkerbitch March 1 2008, 05:17:07 UTC

Tink thought for a minute. Some of them were normal. Ish. Some of them had all their teeth. A few let them kiss you on the lips, but that was pricier and was he funding any of this? They were willing to help, but he had to make the first step, and all.

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