Millie? Susan? Hijikata? ...there's something very important I have to tell you.

It's about Edgeworth.

[muttered]

Where do I even begin?

[out loud]

That man on the Gloriosa...isn't Edgeworth. I don't know who he is or what's going on, but he's an impostor. I know it sounds impossible, but I've spoken with the real one ( Read more... )

Edgeworth ( Read more... )

Hijikata, this...I don't know what to say. Um...thank you.

I probably should've gotten you something better, shouldn't I?

Anyway -- you wanted me to contact you when I was free, right? What is it?

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, YOU ASSHOLE. YOU'RE JUST THREE YEARS OLDER THAN ME! AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T DROPPED THOSE IDIOTIC PHRASES OF YOURS! I R DISAPPOINT, DATE ( Read more... )

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

YOU ALSO TALK TOO MUCH, YOU BASTARD. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I CAN'T FACE YOU IF I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

[OOC: Feel free to think they're talking to themselves.]

[As one may quickly come to realize, this isn't exactly Phoenix posting this, even though the journal ID is clearly his. One will however quickly recognize the voice belonging to Hijikata Toshirou himself, who currently doesn't have his journal and so is forced to... 'borrow' Phoenix's one in order to respond to HIS CHALLENGE. One can hear Phoenix ( Read more... )

What on earth is going on here?

I leave for a couple of weeks and not only does the captain disappear and nearly get killed, but the ship gets sabotaged by terrorists?

Not to mention the showers were busted....why is it always the showers?

Is there anything else I should know about what's happened over the past month?

[Filtered to Maya ( Read more... )

Major Hijikata? I've looked into the matter you wanted to know about.

[Public ( Read more... )