since dating jeremy, i have become attached to two of his friends who are both leaving in the next three days. susan is going to okinawa, and trevor to san antonio. the odds of seeing them... well ( Read more... )

we had nine people living in the house this weekend. my sister, her husband, my mom, and my sister's three kids. aside from almost killing ryan this weekend, we had a good time. we got my mom wasted. she had her first jagerbomb in my kitchen ( Read more... )

wow... my dad made the stinkiest gravy ever and told me to put it on bethany's food. she had no qualms about eating it. she doesn't really have qualms about eating anything. she eats cat poop, for christs sake. alpo gives her gas ( Read more... )

i watched modern marvels today on the history channel. it was the episode about chemical and biological warfare. fuck that hippie bullshit about people being generally good. we (as a people in general) are some evil fuckers. i believe it was alexander hamilton that said "your people are a great beast." thanks, mr. griffith ( Read more... )

eating blueberries 'n cream oatmeal reminds me of jackie and the eighth grade.

my first homework assignment in astronomy is to record the moon phases in reference to the pleiades over three nights. perhaps i'd know what the hell i was doing if i could get to class on time!

i have taken it upon myself to further clarify this matter just in case anyone was confused ( Read more... )

hahahaha classes start today. that's right, bitches, i have ONE class each day.

oh yeah, and schrader is my hero.

i had some pretty killer wipeouts yesterday while snowskiing. it was a fun day. when the five of us, like geniuses, decided to split up (steph and i stayed on the bunny slopes while the boys did some "real skiing") the boys ended up having to call ski patrol. just leave it up to two girls to get lost on a mountain and not meet up at the said place ( Read more... )

i'm going snow skiing tomorrow for the first time in my entire life.

hopefully, i don't break my neck or become paralyzed.

hopefully, though, if i do end up becoming a vegetable, jeremy won't terry shiavo my vegetative ass.

jeremy said on the way up to west virginia "you haven't had a christmas until you've had a white christmas ( Read more... )