Oh, I laugh.

Jul 22, 2006 23:17


I helped paint my nice aunt's house today.  Her youngest son, my cousin, was there; he's 19.  My snobby aunt and her husband were also there.  This is the conversation:

Cousin: *walks in* (He's a bit emo, so his nails are painted black.  He has really pretty hands, which do not help his case.)
Snobby aunt: "Drew, I've been meaning to ask about your ( Read more... )

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vamp_bat July 23 2006, 06:24:11 UTC
Too funny. I'm sure your uncle really sees nothing wrong with being "funny". Lol.

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cursedfairytale July 23 2006, 17:55:45 UTC
It took me about five minutes to figure out what a guy painting his nails black had to do with him being straight. I finally figured it out.

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isaacslaughter July 25 2006, 14:45:24 UTC
Yeah, in Missouri, time moves slower than New York or California.

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humanyouth July 24 2006, 13:50:58 UTC
Imagine if Conan O'Brien was asked this by his folks. "Actually, yeah, Dad, I'm not turning funny, I've been funny my whole life!!"

what a funny term....

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isaacslaughter July 25 2006, 14:45:58 UTC
Thank you, pseudo-Conan.

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bluejubatus52 July 24 2006, 22:55:39 UTC
heh. you should hand snobby aunt over to randi, she would evicerate her with dry merciless wit.
or my sister.
or use the wit yourself, youve got a lot of it.

at least your cousin took it relatively well.

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isaacslaughter July 25 2006, 14:47:30 UTC
Wow, evicerate? I'm glad Randi and I hit it off so I never had to be on the receiving end.

My cousin's a pretty bland kid. I'm sure he was running on screensaver during the whole thing.

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Re: My favorite: isaacslaughter July 25 2006, 14:51:40 UTC
Yeah, I think it'll be an interesting turn of events when a parent says, "Honey, are you straight? Not that there's anything wrong with that". I mean, jeez louise.

I miss you, too. By the way, what's your icon of? It's really pretty.

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cursedfairytale July 25 2006, 15:17:32 UTC
There was a postsecret about somebody wishing that their kids didn't turn out straight.

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