nineteenth train robbery ❧ [audio]

[isaaaaaac]

[ This is her (sad) attempt to communicate with all you people who don't speak English. She's obviously missing a few languages but these are the four that I could butcher the best-ie, the most common (and Japanese mostly because probably more than half the population of Discedo is Japanese). Have fun with her awful grammar and very obvious accent

Comments

[bubbleteatime]

[you're too loud, Miria]

我說漢語!

[isaaaaaac]

[ oh no, she could be louder if she tried. but somehow, Chinese sounds more like gibberish to her than Medeival Hungarian. so she's just... confused. ]

... Huh?

[bubbleteatime]

[Have her mumbling in Chinese before she switches to English.] -- ah, sorry. But you shouldn't yell into your communicator like that! Any louder you're going to make the whole network explode!

[isaaaaaac]

[...] It'll explode?!

[dewinthesun]

[she winces a little bit. even she could speak German better than that]

Ah, y-you might want to look for a phrasebook before trying again. T-that was a good first try, though!

[isaaaaaac]

You mean it wasn't right...?

[dewinthesun]

Not - not completely, n-no. B-but it was good enough that people should get the general idea of what you were saying. I-I think.

[isaaaaaac]

As long as they understand, it's okay!

[brotundbier]

((It would have been worse if she used 'du' but yes... effectively butchered.

English;)) You're doing it wrong.

[isaaaaaac]

[ Oh man I didn't even think of that! But yes, be glad she didn't. ]

I am...?

[brotundbier]

Were you trying to say "I don't speak German"?

[isaaaaaac]

Yeah! That's what I said!

[mygodmyright]

That's... not so bad.

Besides, there's none as important as English.

[isaaaaaac]

English is the best!

[mygodmyright]

Isn't it? French and German and all the rest can't even begin to compare.

[isaaaaaac]

Wow, you sound like America! Except with a funny accent... [ Sadly she doesn't remember his voice, just the image of his, er, poor dismembered body. Great first impression, yeah? ]

[Voice; Japanese]

[ihasastrawhat]

...huh?

[Voice; English]

[isaaaaaac]

I speak English! Just English!

[Voice; English]

[ihasastrawhat]

English?

[Yeah he just speaks words. He's pretty unaware that he just switched languages.]

[Voice; English]

[isaaaaaac]

Yeah! There you go!