nineteenth train robbery ❧ [audio]
[ This is her (sad) attempt to communicate with all you people who don't speak English. She's obviously missing a few languages but these are the four that I could butcher the best-ie, the most common (and Japanese mostly because probably more than half the population of Discedo is Japanese). Have fun with her awful grammar and very obvious accent. ]
Parlez-vous français? Non parle français! Hoh hoh hoh! [ She sounds like a stereotypical French person with a thick French accent (think Lumière from Beauty and the Beast), but for the most part, she pronounces this fairly well. Congrats, Miria. ]
¿Habla española? No habla española! [ This one is pretty awful: she pronounces the H, and española sounds more like es-PAN-yola, instead of es-pan-YO-la. ]
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Nicht sprechen sie Deutsch! [ Again, this one isn't so bad pronunciation-wise, but obviously the grammar for "I don't speak German" is just... all sorts of wrong. She basically thinks sie, in this case, means "the," as in, "I don't speak the German." I am so sorry, Germany, your ears are probably bleeding now. ]
話します日本語ですか？ 話しません日本語です！ [ Yeah, this one is probably the worst. Japan, your life what is it. Grammar is awful, and this one has the worst accent of them all. She pronounces every "su" and intonation is all over the place. People of Japan, enjoy. ]
[ Then, very loudly and with much fervor (you can practically hear the thumbs up in her voice): ] I SPEAK ENGLISH!!
Parlez-vous français? Non parle français! Hoh hoh hoh! [ She sounds like a stereotypical French person with a thick French accent (think Lumière from Beauty and the Beast), but for the most part, she pronounces this fairly well. Congrats, Miria. ]
¿Habla española? No habla española! [ This one is pretty awful: she pronounces the H, and española sounds more like es-PAN-yola, instead of es-pan-YO-la. ]
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Nicht sprechen sie Deutsch! [ Again, this one isn't so bad pronunciation-wise, but obviously the grammar for "I don't speak German" is just... all sorts of wrong. She basically thinks sie, in this case, means "the," as in, "I don't speak the German." I am so sorry, Germany, your ears are probably bleeding now. ]
話します日本語ですか？ 話しません日本語です！ [ Yeah, this one is probably the worst. Japan, your life what is it. Grammar is awful, and this one has the worst accent of them all. She pronounces every "su" and intonation is all over the place. People of Japan, enjoy. ]
[ Then, very loudly and with much fervor (you can practically hear the thumbs up in her voice): ] I SPEAK ENGLISH!!