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is_an_island

☂ 19; a gown the colour of storms, shadows and rain

Jul 23, 2010 15:13

[Another exciting, exciting day at the Mayfield General Store! And another exciting appearance from your favourite bushy-eyed country. He seems to have come from shopping for clothes, judging by his bags. Except this time, he seems to be more beat-up and bandaged than usual, and he doesn't look altogether well... Then again, he seems more perturbed ( Read more... )

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raven_daughter July 23 2010, 22:32:37 UTC

[Upon spotting him on her walk, she quickly runs up, worried at his condition.]

England?

is_an_island July 23 2010, 22:34:10 UTC

Oh, Rue.

What do you think about green mats? Too much?

raven_daughter July 23 2010, 22:36:10 UTC

Yes, fine, but what happened to you? You looked fine a few days ago!

is_an_island July 23 2010, 22:38:12 UTC

Oh.

I got into a fight, but it's nothing serious. I assure you, the other... sofa... is in much worse shape.

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fuelefficient July 23 2010, 22:57:54 UTC

...electric kettle?

is_an_island July 23 2010, 23:00:27 UTC

To make tea.

Would you want one? Because I'm sure you know what they are, how could anybody not, honestly...

fuelefficient July 23 2010, 23:07:23 UTC

No, no. Electricity makes the taste...different.

is_an_island July 23 2010, 23:10:03 UTC

... Your taste buds are quite different.

But it really does make the tea process all the faster. If I can find one, I'll certainly get one for you, too.

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supersizedpower July 23 2010, 23:23:11 UTC

Don't be stupid, England, there's no such thing.

is_an_island July 23 2010, 23:24:36 UTC

Of course there is.

It's just... not in this aisle.

supersizedpower July 23 2010, 23:50:14 UTC

No, there's no such thing.

Why would anybody even want one?

is_an_island July 23 2010, 23:52:34 UTC

It makes it easier to make tea.

And acknowledge they exist, idiot. They're really real.

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frogsicles July 23 2010, 23:24:36 UTC

[In a dead serious tone.]

You shouldn't put fairies in kettles, England.

is_an_island July 23 2010, 23:26:54 UTC

... Pardon?

frogsicles July 23 2010, 23:29:36 UTC

You said somethin' about fairies an' kettles. Don't put fairies in kettles 'cuz it's not nice. An' also 'cuz I dunno if a fairy would fit in a kettle.

...Maybe if it was a really big kettle...

is_an_island July 23 2010, 23:30:40 UTC

Well, I mean, my fairies could fit into a kettle just... just... fine...

I would never put fairies into kettles.

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scentofbauhinia July 23 2010, 23:27:27 UTC

What about electric kettles?

...And what happened to you?

is_an_island July 23 2010, 23:28:00 UTC

[SNEEZING ALL OVER HIM]

... Sorry, what was that?

scentofbauhinia July 23 2010, 23:30:13 UTC

[H-HOW DID I KNOW YOU'D PICK ME

I HATE YOU]

...That's disgusting.

[SHOVING A TISSUE IN HIS FACE]

is_an_island July 23 2010, 23:31:54 UTC

[you are a winner!!

blowing his nose now]

Sorry. I was just out shopping for an electric kettle, if that's what you were asking.

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