☂ 19; a gown the colour of storms, shadows and rain

[is_an_island]

[Another exciting, exciting day at the Mayfield General Store! And another exciting appearance from your favourite bushy-eyed country. He seems to have come from shopping for clothes, judging by his bags. Except this time, he seems to be more beat-up and bandaged than usual, and he doesn't look altogether well... Then again, he seems more perturbed

Comments

[supersizedpower]

Don't be stupid, England, there's no such thing.

[is_an_island]

Of course there is.

It's just... not in this aisle.

[supersizedpower]

No, there's no such thing.

Why would anybody even want one?

[is_an_island]

It makes it easier to make tea.

And acknowledge they exist, idiot. They're really real.

[supersizedpower]

You just made it up.

[is_an_island]

Would I really stop here to look for some if they didn't exist?

[supersizedpower]

You're probably just confused with something else.

Get a coffee maker. You could put tea in the place for coffee, I bet it'd work great!

[is_an_island]

Only you could possibly say such stupid ideas with a straight face.

[supersizedpower]

Haha.

What happened to you, anyway? You look really bad.

[is_an_island]

I look as handsome as always, and I don't need your running commentary.

[supersizedpower]

I mean you got beat up.

[is_an_island]

I didn't get beaten up.

It just... rained. Very hard.

[supersizedpower]

That's stupid.

Just tell me what happened.

[is_an_island]

It rained chairs.

And a fishbowl.

[supersizedpower]

How come you do this?

[is_an_island]

Don't act like my weather typically rains those sorts of things.