BIRIUS SLACK. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SHOES?

...Oh Berlid. I hate you, Siwibus. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchoo!

Mooby. Do you hab a tissue?

My life is a constant circus, and the clown didn't show up for his act.

Enough said.

( Private private private private privaaate to Marauders )

( MARAUDER MEETING. )

( FOR MARAUDERS EYES ONLY )

MY HAIR.

MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL HAIR.

THERE'S A CHUNK OF IT GOOOOOONE.  CURSE YOU, ANDROMEDA.  CUUUUURSE YOUUUUUUU.

So, Lily.

I have "good goods," do I? I WANTED TO REMEMBER, DAMN IT. That's interesting.

Also.

Sirius: -91327543957143212
James: +4573159321754097329574324325432197432487324083217421

Owned.

APPARENTLY, McKINNON THINKS I'D GET ALONG WELL WITH A NIFFLER. Yeah, that's nice, McKinnon. REAL NICE.

You know what I think she'd get along with quite well? THE GIANT SQUID.