EPIC IRON POET CHALLENGE!!! Name the Chairbaby!
So, the Chairman and the Chairwoman are going to have a Chairbaby. Yes, this is terribly exciting, and therefore deserving of poetry!
We aren't planning to find out ahead of time if it's a Chairboy or a Chairgirl, but I imagine the baby will look a little like this:
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We aren't planning to find out ahead of time if it's a Chairboy or a Chairgirl, but I imagine the baby will look a little like this:
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In honor of Chairbaby Madison, I present a jazz haiku. Sort of.
County Square Garden
President and wife Dolly
Wisconsin Cheesehead
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As I said last night...
Roses are red
Sunflowers yella
I think you should name
the baby Barbarella.
Not-Iron-Poet This-is-still-the-only-form-I-write
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to name a child with serious propriety
before we know if it's a girl or boy.
But no matter, we'll give it a try
So the chairs won't start to cry
in their quandary to call the wee tyke.
Since the Chairs met in the theater,
something play-like might serve.
Perhaps Cyrano or Rosalind or
Benedict or Beatrice deserve.
If chairs have more merit,
perhaps you would credit
a famous chair name then
a Windsor or Brewster would do.
If a boy, it is quite clear, the name should be Ferris
(Ferrous) to spread iron throughout his life
If a girl, tis more tricky but Erica could be
gotten from ferric if you want less strife.
But whatever you name 'em
Many blessings upon them
and of course, both of you!
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The Best!
Celeste
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She knows!
Rose.
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