EPIC IRON POET CHALLENGE!!! Name the Chairbaby!
So, the Chairman and the Chairwoman are going to have a Chairbaby. Yes, this is terribly exciting, and therefore deserving of poetry!
We aren't planning to find out ahead of time if it's a Chairboy or a Chairgirl, but I imagine the baby will look a little like this:
So, here is the EPIC IRON POET CHALLENGE (which will remain open until late September, early August, or whenever it is that the Chairbaby decides to be born): Name the Chairbaby!
The rules are simple.
1) State your proposed name for the Chairbaby
2) Write a poem using your proposed name
Winning entries will not necessarily be chosen for the actual baby
OH IRON POETS!!! AID THE CHAIRMAN IN HIS QUEST FOR HIS OFFSPRING'S NOMENCLATURE!!!
We aren't planning to find out ahead of time if it's a Chairboy or a Chairgirl, but I imagine the baby will look a little like this:
So, here is the EPIC IRON POET CHALLENGE (which will remain open until late September, early August, or whenever it is that the Chairbaby decides to be born): Name the Chairbaby!
The rules are simple.
1) State your proposed name for the Chairbaby
2) Write a poem using your proposed name
Winning entries will not necessarily be chosen for the actual baby
OH IRON POETS!!! AID THE CHAIRMAN IN HIS QUEST FOR HIS OFFSPRING'S NOMENCLATURE!!!